if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords)
